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Sydney | 18 | Arizona | College Sophomore

Anonymous said: I feel you. I like someone right now and they dint want me well atleast i dont think they do and it makes me sad and i get really jealous its annoying

Ugh saaaaame :(( come here and let me kiss your sadness away

Anonymous said: How are you today?

This was 6 days ago because I’m a lazy piece of shit that cant answer asks. But my day has been pretty fucking decent. Little rocky end but I’m about to go to bed and I go back up to flagstaff in 2 days!!

Anonymous said: I'd kiss you and do things to you to make you not want to die, but to continue going on to feel the things i do :). Doesn't always have to be sexual. Just something to make you feel wanted and needed.

Lets cuddle in our underwear and watch space documentaries. 

I can’t do it. Like I literally cannot. I will stay with this feeling because I will not ruin someones chance at happiness to try to make my self happy. That’s not fair and oh my god I feel like such fucking trash right now

fun fact: i completely broke down after uploading that photo

depressed and not well dressed.

depressed and not well dressed.

helbigismyharto:

alnsley:

stay-weird-af:

imthehomoyourmomwarnedyouabout:

dauntlessardor:

fitandfruity:

vnloved:

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

Hahahahahahahahahah

OH MY GOD. Best ice bucket challenge video ever.

….I have no words.

This is my new favorite thing
0nthe-run

i’ve been laughing for 10 minutes

THIS IS THE BEST

3 hours ago435,097 plays

cyrilelijah:

please watch this ad for a squirting dildo called Buster McNut

weeping-shades-of-indigo:

darknesstomato:

brian-mays-hair-curlers:

frozenfussay:

yggdrasill—:

inedible-you:

I really don’t care what kind of blogs you have, This deserves a reblog

man the last image really got me..

The second to last really killed me.

A simple thing we see frequently on the Internet being put into the perspective of real life.

The last one put me to tears all I can think is my grandpa and how much I miss him

I don’t advocate war but the I have a lot of love for the victims of it. These put things into perspective.

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.